Dear Spineless Twat,

I hope this finds you well.

I mean in a well. A deep, dark, dank well of self loathing. You were the best and worst decision I ever made. I’m not sorry I told you I was pregnant to get you to come home that night you first cheated on me. I’m not sorry I fantasized about fucking your best friend on our wedding night. I’m not sorry for all the times I begged for help and you acted like YOU were the victim. I’m not sorry for telling everyone what you did. I’m not sorry they know you aren’t the man you pretend to be. The only thing I’m sorry for is that I don’t have the guts to say this to your stupid fucking face.

Fuck all the way off forever,
The Best Thing You’ll Never Have Again